Are you seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral activities?
That started me thinking about any immoral activities that it could be fun to engage in whilst in the US. Is self-idolatry immoral?
Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide?
Yes, Boris and I have been covertly trying to collect information on your ingenious political system in order to replicate it in the Congo.
Have you ever detained, retained or withheld custody of a child from a U.S. citizen... ?
I assume this means its ok if I detained a child from a citizen of another country?
Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an offense or crime involving moral turpitude...?
I had to look up "turpitude". The first thing Wikipedia comes up with is that is is a legal term used in the Visa Waiver forms without proper explanation.
Am I morally turpit? Leave your opinions in the comments.